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Original von Eusebio
Heute kommt im spanischen Fernsehen der erste offizielle trailer... wird sicher bei pro7 oder so auch laufen....
hier ist er um 20:55...
pro sieben deutschland hat ihn damals ja schon gezeigt, pro sieben austria nicht X(, hab damals vergeblich gewartet. oder gehts da schon um einen weiteren/neuen?
Answers:
If you answered (a majority of the time):
a) You are a Rebel weenie. Get off the net, you dweeb.
b) You are an idiot. I'd tell you to get off the net, too, but you
wouldn't understand me.
c) You have the cold-blooded ruthlessness to rise in the Empire.
Good luck!
d) You are the Dark Lord of the Sith. Go kick some Rebel ass.
Für alle, die das warten auf Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith unerträglich finden, hab ich mir gedacht, ich poste ein paar Parodien, die ich im Internet gefunden habe.
Fangen wir mit einem Thema zu EP III an:
Darth Vader wird wiederkommen, also gibt es hier für euch einen Darth Vader Test, wie gut ihr für die Rolle des dunklen Lords geeignet wärt.
How good a Darth Vader would you make?
This test will require a No. 2 lead hydrospanner and a black Scantron.
Separate paper will be distributed for the essay section.
Multiple Choice Section:
1 What color is your cape/cloak?
a) White or grey
b) Mauve or flourescent orange
c) Brown or blue
d) Pure black
2 Describe your voice:
a) A mellfluous tenor, radiating peace and light
b) Hight and squeaky, kind of like the noise generated by hitting a
mouse with a mallet
c) Strong and commanding, with deep overtones of control and evil
d) Low enough to shatter windows and gravely as a sea bed, kind of
like you'd been hit in the throat by a semi when you were four
3 Describe your Force skills:
a) I am a Jedi, like my father before me
b) I don't have any Force skills, but I do get good cable reception
c) I have just enough Force sensitivity to say "I have a bad feeling
about this" with authority
d) I can crush your puny larynx like a grape, you dweeb
4 An officer under your command informs you that, through his own
incompetence, he has allowed your Rebel quarry to escape. You:
a) Tell him in a kind, understanding voice that he really should try
harder.
b) Give him a blender and do the dance of joy.
c) Fire him and cancel his Christmas bonus.
d) Kill him, then spit on his lifeless body.
5 The _new_ officer under your command informs you that, through no
fault of his own, the Rebel scum have escaped. You:
a) Pat him on the back and say that you understand, everyone has a
bad day now and then.
b) Click your ruby heels together three times and say, "There's no
place like Burger King, there's no place like Burger King."
c) Commend him for trying and send him back to his post.
d) Kill him, then kick his lifeless body.
6 _His_ replacement, through no fault of his own, steps on your
toe. You:
a) Smile understandingly and step to the side.
b) Ask him to do it again.
c) Step on his toe.
d) Kill him, then have his body fed to the Rancor.
7 Luke Skywalker is your:
a) Best friend.
b) Dog.
c) Feared persecuto.
d) Arch-enemy. Or son. Your choice.
8 Complete the following sentence:
"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a...
a) ...really nice guy. I respect you, sir."
b) ...chicken. Or was it lizard? I can never remember..."
c) ...traitor. Take her away!"
d) ...corpse. Good riddance." (this is the only one Vader missed)
9 The Emperor calls you his:
a) enemy
b) nephew
c) doormat
d) right hand
10 Which portion of the body do you prefer to crush and squeeze with
the Force?
a) None, I give loving hugs.
b) the bladder
c) the heart or brain
d) All of them, but the trachea if I'm just practicing.
Optional strategy section:
Given a copy of the Mona Lisa, Dali's "Persistence of Time", and a
crayon drawing of mommy, daddy, and kat, how long would it take you to
destroy human civilization?
a) Ten years
b) Twelve parsecs
c) A day
d) Ten minutes
Optional ethics section:
You are given a choice between killing a kitten and eating a Twinkie.
You:
a) Give them both a hug.
b) Kill the Twinkie
c) Kill the kitten
d) Kill the kitten with the Twinkie
Optional xenobiology section:
What alien species would you most like to exterminate?
a) Hutts
b) Tribbles
c) Ewoks
d) Non-humans
Optional navigation section:
You have the fastest ship in the galaxy. How fast can you do the
Kessel Run?
a) 12 parsecs
b) 12 liters
c) 12 days
d) 12 Rebel corpses
Optional Jedi Knight section:
What is the power of this technological terror insignificant beside?
a) The power of the Force.
b) The power that only wet suction can muster.
c) The power of _that_ technological terror.
d) The power of me.
Essay:
You are trapped, alone, on a desert planet. What five things do you
take with you, and who do you kill with them?
