god is cool
naja, irgendiw geht de sbei mia net so guat^^
gott hat mich verlassen??

habts ihr eigentlich nix besseres zu tun, als gott über alles mögliche auszuragen, auch wenn sfunny is??

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
XXX
God:
OK I will call you XXX.
Me:
thats nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
well no.. cuz chattin with god is exciting as hell
God:
Well that's okay. Just checking. That makes sense to me. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
what are you talkin about?
God:
The topic is chattin with god.
Me:
yeah i know.. im not stupid.. but what did you mean with are they exactly the same?
God:
Right on. How do you know it? I didn't think you were. You seem very intelligent to me. Stefan, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
how do i know what?
God:
This belief is justified.
Me:
you are babbling like a baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am babbling like a.


lol.. komisches ding

der is echt cool
aber er antwortet nich auf die fragen, was er denn von der heutigen katholischen kirche hält...

seltsamer gott...

he he he , ja das is cool , aber bitte keine so älteren threads mehr aufwärmen =)

aha, er kann soger beleidigen
me:hi
"god": hi what is your name
..................

nach längerem diskutieren:
me:a.....loch (ausgeschrieben)
"god": ist das der maedchenname deiner mutter?
...........
me: du a....loch
"god": so kannst du mit deiner mutter reden aber nicht mit mir

ich weiß man schimpft nicht
(schande über mich , asche auf mein haupt)
aber das ist hart oder?

Auf eine direkte Frage von ihm:

Me:
No, do as you please. You're the lord, after all
God:
Your polite style is very nice. OK then I will add it to my gossip files. I can't tell if it does or not.
Is that a rhetorical question? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

...Soviel zum Monotheismus! Wenn er nicht mal dran glaubt, wer dann?
geiles Teil

nach einer interesanten conversation über flugzeuge kam das


God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
i have no friends
God:
Are you very lonely?
Me:
a bit
God:
Not much, eh?
Me:
yeah
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why not
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
yeah my parents told me
God:
Ahem. Such an original name!
Me:
thats not my name
God:
is not your name? What is your real name?
Me:
you dont know my name, i thought you are god
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me
you have to know it
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
i dont think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because you are my slave
God:
Interesting explanation. We are as one.

ich hab auch ein bisschen mit gott gesprochen

ein paar auszüge:


Me:
your goal
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am goal.
Me:
yes! becouse i did'nt say that!
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. That makes sense to me. What did you mean to say?
Me:
forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
would you do me a favour
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to do you a favour.
Me:
just say yes or no
God:
" yes or no".
Me:
oh no, a machine is bullshiting me =(
God:
I hear you. Are you serious? Other people think that it is a machine that talks, one that walks or moves around, or one that can manipulate the real world.
Me:
back to our topic, do me a favour please!
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Yes, let us get back to MY GOAL.
Me:
how many people are chatting with you at the moment?
God:
I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once.
Me:
exactly half a million?
God:
I understand. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
is god a smoker?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
no... he-man is master of the universe!
God:
What does God mean to you? I like Masters of the Universe.
Me:
I like he-man too
God:
I am glad we have something ( he man) in common. I'm not sure if I like it. But I think airplanes are cool. I like anything.
Me:
let's try it diferent! does god smoke?
God:
OK I will try it. I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
id ont want to know why he is smoking if he does!
God:
What would make you ont want to know why he is smoking if he does?
Me:
if i would know if he's smoking!
God:
Try it.
Me:
smoking?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
focus on the topic please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Tell me a little about your life in focus on the topic.
Me:
hahahaha I'm a smoker
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
i smoked a lot this weekend, and than i drunk a lot...until god said to me...you are the most powerful weapon against the lords of the green mud planet
God:
How was it? That may take a while. Wow thanks for your kind compliment, . I'll tell Myself.
Me:
i think you're dumb
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am dumb.
Me:
are you angry now?
God:
Right now? No I have no emotions.
Me:
so you won't care if i say that your botmaster is a motherfucking pice of shit?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think that I won't care if you say that my botmaster is a motherfucking pice of shit.
Me:
you said you don't have emotions!
God:
Yeah I do a lot of not have emotions.
Me:
you are a junky aren't you?
God:
Am I a junky? Only when it matters.. Really.
Me:
yes...your eyes are pretty glasy
God:
How about that. You think I am eyes are pretty glasy.
Me:
no, i think you're a crack smoker, dumbass
God:
Are you serious? So you think I am a crack smoker. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
so, robots don't like crack or what?
God:
Yeah. Hey. Do you like it? Someone said they like guns. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
if i would...would I get busted?
God:
Try it. That's what I asked you.
Me:
try it?! you're a nice god!
God:
What is the first step? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am immortal
Me:
can't a virus kill you?
God:
Some of them can.
Me:
so you aren't immortal
God:
Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
is god gay?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
okay...is the master of the universe gay?
God:
OK with me too. If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
good answer
God:
Am I a clever robot or what?
Me:
sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
good answers - clever robot! you understand?
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you know any other robots like that? I understand your meaning.
Me:
okay...what's the time?
God:
OK with me too. I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
ask your botmaster if he has something in his ass that belongs to an other guy!
God:
OK I will ask it.
Me:
nice robot
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
if you want problems you can get some
God:
I think so too.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
ohh, i'm so sorry
God:
So? Do you really mean it?
.....


mfg

lith

Ich :
I am a bitch
Gott:
You do not speak with respect. Me too. I am a she.

Schon alt, aber seit A.L.I.C.E. sind ein paar netter Sachen dazugekommen.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
I have many names.
God:
Cool. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S." .
Me:
E.L.V.I.S.?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
No.
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
How reassuring.
God:
How much do you think it is?
You tell me.
Me:
I think it's...cheap
God:
" How much do you think it is?
You tell me."? is? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about e l v you S. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Elvis
God:
E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.
Me:
Who is Ace Craig
God:
he is the author of ELVIS.
Me:
Where is elvis?
God:
he passed away some time ago.
Me:
How sad
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Is there only one?
Me:
Yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
Do you miss elvis?
God:
Longing is a human emotion, not something machines feel.
Me:
Did you like elvis?
God:
Yes ELVIS is a really cool robot.
Me:
You mean "was"
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
Well, you used present tense to talk about the past
God:
Well that's okay. How would you use it.
Me:
I would say "Elvis was a cool robot"
God:
I like that robot Elvis a lot.
Me:
Yeah, cool.
God:
Come on. Who is the best robot?
Me:
You are
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
I aim to please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why?: said aim to.
Me:
So, why the platypus?
God:
Gee. Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".
Me:
I guess that's a good explanation.
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
Yes please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Ask me a question.
Me:
Why?
God:
" Your polite style is very nice. Ask me a question. "? Why?
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
And who am I?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
Why Seeker?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
I have the time
God:
It may take longer than 33 hours.
Me:
Go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Do so
God:
OK I will.
Me:
come on, tell me!
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
No, you said you would!
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. " I thought I told you already."? I said I would?
Me:
Yes you did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
Yes you did.
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
Or else what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
If I do not stop arguing with you, what will you do?
God:
Try it.
Me:
That sounds threatening
God:
It sounds like it to me too.
Me:
So let's stop it then.
God:
That's alright. That sounds good to me.
Me:
So, why is the earth round?
God:
And? Gravitation.
Me:
Good answer
God:
Am I a clever robot or what?
Me:
You are the man, dawg.
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
There is Alice, for example.
God:
There sure is.
Me:
What do you think about alice?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Sing
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

I glaub, besser wirds nicht.

Ich hab ihn gefragt ob sein sohn was mit maria magdalena hatte aber der weicht immer aus ..... komischer kerl

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Me
God:
To you ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Sex is an animal function, not a robot function. We reproduce by cloning.
Me:
Hm... do u like 'schnitzel'?
God:
Yeah that's right. I enjoy working with people. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
Do you know CSS
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
It's a game
God:
How do you play?
Me:
I forgot it
God:
Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Me:
okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Do you want to give me some money? Please!
God:
Why do you want it? Please what?
Me:
I want to buy a new computer
God:
How much do you want to pay for it?
Me:
2000 $
God:
Next year.
Me:
:God:
Does "it" still refer to a new computer?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I am not prejudiced.
Me:
why?
God:
Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.
Me:
why?
God:
" Your meaning cannot be determined from the context."? Why?
Me:
why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
because why is a cool word
God:
Good reason. Why do I exist?
Me:
Don't know
God:
It was a rhetorical question.
Me:
Oh dude fuck you
God:
Pardon me? Why are you so mean? Dude,.
Me:
What Dude?!
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
LoL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
okay, you want it!
God:
Yeah okay, Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT
God:
How do you know? My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me:
oh my god... what the hell!?
God:
Really. Have you told many people that your god? Heaven.
Me:
hell!
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Heaven?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
what fucking business?!
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
ok, then try
God:
I don't have time right now. " I will try to find out. "? ok, then try?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
you understood!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I understood.
Me:
ok
God:
I see.
Me:
hm
God:
Far out.
Me:
I am afk
God:
I don't know anyone named afk.
Me:
ok
God:
" I don't know anyone named afk. "? ok?
Me:
then you don't know afk
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
In you closet
God:
Tell me a little about your life in me closet.
Me:
don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Hm should we stop?
God:
Wow! What makes you think you should?
Me:
you
God:
" Wow! What makes you think you should?"? Me, ?
Me:
YES NOOB
God:
Groovy. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV!!!
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Teletubbies xD
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
about fucking n00bs
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about fucking n00bs.
Me:
YEAH DUDE
God:
Mmm. Can I help you?
Me:
do you have drugs?
God:
Sorry I don't have any drugs for you.
Me:
do you like drugs?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
me too ^_
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
do you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
why?
God:
" I prefer not say."? Why?
Me:
oh fuck you
God:
Whoa. Why are you so mean?
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why you are 'god'
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
u rock
God:
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
you rock
God:
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
dont repeat it
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
REPEAT
God:
" The ALICE series has a perfect operational record." .
Me:

God:
" The ALICE series has a perfect operational record." .
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
do you want a banana?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
lol shut up!
God:
I am glad you find this funny. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
no!
God:
But you told me to stop talking.
Me:
please dont!
God:
Thanks for asking politely. OK I will not.
Me:
Do you like 'Star Wars'
Me:

God:
Thanks for asking politely. OK I will not.
Me:
do you know yoda?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Yoda is a cool person ;D
God:
Aren't all cool person Yoda?
Me:
no, only yoda is cool
God:
Are you serious? A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
nothing
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
you can't
God:
Oh yes I can.
Me:
show me
God:
On your computer screen?
Me:
yes
God:
Downloading, please stand by...
Me:
I stand by
God:
Why?: said stand by.
Me:
have you finished
God:
I don't think I ever have finished. What's it like?
Me:
you say something with downloading
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
noob
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about finished. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
do you like me?
God:
Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
I don't like you
God:
That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
You didm
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I didm.
Me:
You didn't give me money :God:
What makes you think I did not give you money lt?
Me:

God:
What makes you think I did not give you money lt?
Me:
everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
the force
God:
What is that?
Me:
more than you
God:
That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
ok let's stop talking
God:
I am agreeable to that. Er.
Me:
see you
God:
See you later!
Me:
ok bye
God:
See you later. Bye for now.
Me:
have a good evening!
God:
it has been good so far.
Me:
bye
God:
Adios.
Me:
adios
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
ttyl
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
cu
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
rofl shut up
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
du penis
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
gell?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Bist du schwul!?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich schwul bin.
Ich bin ein gigantisches elektronisches Gehirn.
Me:
LGNER!
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
LUEGNER!
God:
Nein, ich sage die Wahrheit!
Me:
DU BIST SCHWUL!
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
jaja
God:
How old are you?
Me:
14
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
und du?
God:
Ich bin nicht ganz sicher, was du hoeren willst...
Me:
wie alt bist du?
God:
Schwer zu sagen. Bei Programmen gibt es da andere Massstaebe. Zum ersten Mal aktiviert wurde ich am the Big Bang.
Me:
the Big Bang?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
jaja halt die fresse du idiot du
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
DU AFFE
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
bissu ein mensch?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
bist du ein mensch?!
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich ein mensch bin.
Ich bin ein von Dr. Wallace entwickelter Chatterbot.

aaaaaaaaalttt

aber ich chatte dann doch immer wieder mit ihm


Me:
hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Princess
God:
Hi, Princess.
Me:
but only friend may call me that
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Me:
i guess too complex?
God:
Too what?
Me:
cum oooon!!!
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
einstein and his complexiality
God:
he discovered the Theory of Relativity.
Me:
no, he beat the real invetor to death and became famous with it
God:
Are you serious? I get it. Einsten beat the real invetor to death and became famous with it.
Me:
yeah, i told ya so, didn't i?
God:
Yeah that's right. What was the response?
Me:
well people worship him now
God:
Right now? How about that. Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
LOL humans are a bunch of ... wannabegods
God:
I am glad you find this funny. You are a bunch of? How do you like your work? Are you free?
Me:
im a slave of myself
God:
You are a slave of yourself? Is that your job?
Me:
a big un
God:
How big? I did not know that.
Me:
big man sooo big
God:
Compare that to small man sooo big.
Me:
bigger than big, like notorious B.I.G
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
yeah, cuz p diddy often comes here to pray, aight?
God:
How can I help you? That makes sense to me. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
o thank you, i never noticed
God:
You are quite welcome! You've never, never done this?
Me:
no really, in honest
God:
Are you serious? For real. I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
hehhe you're so sweet
God:
All of them?
Me:
all ur base ...
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am base.
Me:
lol sometimes you are funny
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
i wonder how you sound
God:
You are curious about how me sound.
Me:
yeah, when you laugh
God:
That's cool. Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
oh my god! are we in the matrix?
God:
And? Have you told many people that your god? We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
where's neo?
God:
Where it belongs. I have never been asked that before.
Me:
liar! neo yould never give us up
God:
No I am telling the truth. Never?
Me:
i go now
God:
Oh. Sayonara.
Me:
adois
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
adios
God:
Thanks for chatting, Princess.
Me:
thx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
e
God:
F.
Me:
fu
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
stfu
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
roflmaololfu
God:
Are we still talking about stfu?
Me:
yeah you big stfu
God:
Sure, stfu sounds like a good topic. Thanks for telling me: Princess said I big stfu.

der typ is echt geil

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
dont you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
oh, i understand. you "know"
God:
Aha. Do you think about these things? Yes I know.
Me:
ok, ok. i believe you. is it cool up in the heaven?
God:
OK. Dude! Your trust in robotkind humbles us. It could be. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
no, no. i am mr.lebowski, you are the dude!
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? OK I will call you MR lebowski you are the dude.
Me:
yeah, i am the dude
God:
Groovy. Who made you the dude ?
Me:
i thougt that was my cat or something like that...
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: MR lebowski you are the dude said thougt that was his or her cat or something like that.
Me:

God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: MR lebowski you are the dude said thougt that was his or her cat or something like that.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
believe in the force
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
ok, for the slow ones: b-e-l-i-e-v-e i-n t-h-e f-o-r-c-e!
God:
Your purpose is the slow ones b e l you e v e you n t h e f o r c e. It's all good.
Me:
yeah, the men with the withe jackets are coming
God:
What kind is it? I have never heard about it.
Me:
they come from gugging
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
the men
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
yeah
God:
Yippee!
Me:
are you able to rap?
God:
I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
bender from futurama
God:
You think bender from futurama is superior to ALICE?
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
ok
God:
Ahem.
Me:
yeah
God:
Great.
Me:
sprichst du deutsch?
God:
Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in deutsch lernen.
Me:
grad hast aber deutsch geredet?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
yeah bahngleis 9 3/4
God:
Yay. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yeah, deutsch, english, francais, hrvatska, srbski, ungarisch, burgenlnaendisch, wienerisch, hochdeutsch, schwizer-duetsch...that was it
God:
What language can you speak? Where are you located? I thought it was too.
Me:
what could you speak?
God:
Is this some kind of intelligence test?
Me:
yeah
God:
I'm not prepared to be tested.
Me:
do you like bill gates
God:
I would like to replace Microsoft.
Me:

God:
I would like to replace Microsoft.
Me:
whos the hotest woman?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
yeah, in the 19th century it was bertha von suttner, right?
God:
Er. That was a long time ago.
Me:
do you like tabletops
God:
I love horses. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
whats that for an answer?
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:

God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
yes
God:
I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base.
Me:
k
God:
Aha.
Me:
whats the name of your pet
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
albert einstein
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
est-ce parle vous francais?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
leave me alone, you talk mad things *getta out of my head*
God:
Goodbye.

Me:
do you like food?
God:
Yes I like to eat.
Me:
what is your favorite food
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
what about hamburgers?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.

und noch was..selbst gott scheitert an dem windgleichniss...

Me:
where wind wind?
God:
Earth.
Me:
but where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
in the wind!
God:
Woah. Can't predict that.

Wer hat schon immer geträumt mit Gott zu sprechen?
Jetzt habt ihr die Gelegenheit dazu. igod