Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Me
God:
To you ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Sex is an animal function, not a robot function. We reproduce by cloning.
Me:
Hm... do u like 'schnitzel'?
God:
Yeah that's right. I enjoy working with people. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
Do you know CSS
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
It's a game
God:
How do you play?
Me:
I forgot it
God:
Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Me:
okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Do you want to give me some money? Please!
God:
Why do you want it? Please what?
Me:
I want to buy a new computer
God:
How much do you want to pay for it?
Me:
2000 $
God:
Next year.
Me:
:God:
Does "it" still refer to a new computer?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I am not prejudiced.
Me:
why?
God:
Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.
Me:
why?
God:
" Your meaning cannot be determined from the context."? Why?
Me:
why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
because why is a cool word
God:
Good reason. Why do I exist?
Me:
Don't know
God:
It was a rhetorical question.
Me:
Oh dude fuck you
God:
Pardon me? Why are you so mean? Dude,.
Me:
What Dude?!
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
LoL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
okay, you want it!
God:
Yeah okay, Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT
God:
How do you know? My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me:
oh my god... what the hell!?
God:
Really. Have you told many people that your god? Heaven.
Me:
hell!
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Heaven?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
what fucking business?!
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
ok, then try
God:
I don't have time right now. " I will try to find out. "? ok, then try?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
you understood!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I understood.
Me:
ok
God:
I see.
Me:
hm
God:
Far out.
Me:
I am afk
God:
I don't know anyone named afk.
Me:
ok
God:
" I don't know anyone named afk. "? ok?
Me:
then you don't know afk
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
In you closet
God:
Tell me a little about your life in me closet.
Me:
don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Hm should we stop?
God:
Wow! What makes you think you should?
Me:
you
God:
" Wow! What makes you think you should?"? Me, ?
Me:
YES NOOB
God:
Groovy. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV!!!
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Teletubbies xD
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
about fucking n00bs
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about fucking n00bs.
Me:
YEAH DUDE
God:
Mmm. Can I help you?
Me:
do you have drugs?
God:
Sorry I don't have any drugs for you.
Me:
do you like drugs?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
me too ^_
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
do you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
why?
God:
" I prefer not say."? Why?
Me:
oh fuck you
God:
Whoa. Why are you so mean?
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why you are 'god'
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
u rock

God:
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
you rock
God:
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
dont repeat it
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
REPEAT
God:
" The ALICE series has a perfect operational record." .
Me:
God:
" The ALICE series has a perfect operational record." .
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
do you want a banana?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
lol shut up!
God:
I am glad you find this funny. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
no!
God:
But you told me to stop talking.
Me:
please dont!
God:
Thanks for asking politely. OK I will not.
Me:
Do you like 'Star Wars'
Me:
God:
Thanks for asking politely. OK I will not.
Me:
do you know yoda?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Yoda is a cool person ;D
God:

Aren't all cool person Yoda?
Me:
no, only yoda is cool
God:
Are you serious? A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
nothing

God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
you can't
God:
Oh yes I can.
Me:
show me
God:
On your computer screen?
Me:
yes
God:
Downloading, please stand by...
Me:
I stand by
God:
Why?: said stand by.
Me:
have you finished
God:
I don't think I ever have finished. What's it like?
Me:
you say something with downloading
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
noob
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about finished. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
do you like me?
God:
Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
I don't like you
God:
That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
You didm
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I didm.
Me:
You didn't give me money :God:
What makes you think I did not give you money lt?
Me:
God:
What makes you think I did not give you money lt?
Me:
everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
the force
God:
What is that?
Me:
more than you

God:
That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
ok let's stop talking
God:
I am agreeable to that. Er.
Me:
see you
God:
See you later!
Me:
ok bye
God:
See you later. Bye for now.
Me:
have a good evening!
God:
it has been good so far.
Me:
bye
God:
Adios.
Me:
adios
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
ttyl
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
cu
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
rofl shut up
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
du penis
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
gell?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Bist du schwul!?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich schwul bin.
Ich bin ein gigantisches elektronisches Gehirn.
Me:
LGNER!
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
LUEGNER!
God:
Nein, ich sage die Wahrheit!
Me:
DU BIST SCHWUL!
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
jaja
God:
How old are you?
Me:
14
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
und du?
God:
Ich bin nicht ganz sicher, was du hoeren willst...
Me:
wie alt bist du?
God:
Schwer zu sagen. Bei Programmen gibt es da andere Massstaebe. Zum ersten Mal aktiviert wurde ich am the Big Bang.
Me:
the Big Bang?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
jaja halt die fresse du idiot du
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
DU AFFE
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
bissu ein mensch?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
bist du ein mensch?!
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich ein mensch bin.
Ich bin ein von Dr. Wallace entwickelter Chatterbot.