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Aber sagen sie mir ehrlich Pater , als sie dem Vampir den Pflock ins Herz gejagt haben da hatten sie doch einen Städer oder nicht ?

Pater: Hart wie Ebenholz..

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Avid: ich hab hanne getötet
Avids Bruder: wo ist sie?
Avid: zuhause ... im flur ... und in der küche
Avids Bruder: warum hast du sie umgebracht?
Avid: sie wollte den fernseher mitnehmen.
Avids Bruder: nadann.

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Jen: "Can I ask you two a question?"
Roy: "Please Christ yes."
Moss: "Wait wait wait one moment - Okay go"
Jen: "How can you two live like this?"
Moss: "How can you two...."
Roy: "DONT GOOGLE THE QUESTION MOSS!"

SOOOOO GEIL

youtube.com/watch?v=Ourkx1k3dWQ von 02:09 bis 02:28

James Cole: Look at them. They're just asking for it. Maybe the human race deserves to be wiped out.
Jeffrey Goines: Wiping out the human race? That's a great idea. That's great. But more of a long-term thing. I mean, first we have to focus on more immediate goals.


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[The President calls the Soviet Premier.]
President Merkin Muffley: [to Kissoff] Hello? ... Ah ... I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? ... Oh-ho, that's much better. ... yeah ... huh ... yes ... Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri. ... Clear and plain and coming through fine. ... I'm coming through fine, too, eh? ... Good, then ... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine. ... Good. ... Well, it's good that you're fine and ... and I'm fine. ... I agree with you, it's great to be fine. ... a-ha-ha-ha-ha ... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb. ... The *Bomb*, Dmitri. ... The *hydrogen* bomb! ... Well now, what happened is ... ah ... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of ... well, he went a little funny in the head ... you know ... just a little ... funny. And, ah ... he went and did a silly thing. ... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes ... to attack your country... Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri. ... Let me finish, Dmitri. ... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?! ... Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri? ... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello? ... *Of course* I like to speak to you! ... *Of course* I like to say hello! ... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It's a *friendly* call. Of course it's a friendly call. ... Listen, if it wasn't friendly ... you probably wouldn't have even got it. ... They will *not* reach their targets for at least another hour. ... I am ... I am positive, Dmitri. ... Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick. ... Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run-down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes. ... Yes! I mean i-i-i-if we're unable to recall the planes, then ... I'd say that, ah ... well, ah ... we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dmitri. ... I know they're our boys. ... All right, well listen now. Who should we call? ... *Who* should we call, Dmitri? The ... wha-whe, the People... you, sorry, you faded away there. ... The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters. ... Where is that, Dmitri? ... In Omsk. ... Right. ... Yes. ... Oh, you'll call them first, will you? ... Uh-huh ... Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dmitri? ... Whe-ah, what? I see, just ask for Omsk information. ... Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm ... I'm sorry, too, Dmitri. ... I'm very sorry. ... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well. ... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are. ... So we're both sorry, all right?! ... All right.

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"Hector Savage aus Detroit! He, an den Boxer kann ich mich erinnern, äh, Ex-Boxer. Sein richtiger Name war 'Joe Chicago'!"
"Oh ja, er kämpfte unter dem Namen 'Kid Minneapolis'."
"Ich hab´ 'Kid Minneapolis' kämpfen sehen! In Cincinnatti."
"Nein, das war 'Kid New York', der kämpfte in Philly."
"Der ist im Ring erschlagen worden! Von 'Tex Colorado', ihr wißt schon, der Schlächter von Arizona."
"Ja, der Typ aus Dakota! Ich weiß nur nicht, ob es Nord oder Süd war..."
"Nord! Süd-Dakota war sein Bruder. Aus West-Virginia!"
"Du verstehst was echt was vom Boxen Frank!"

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weltklasse

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jaja die guten alten filme

airplane und spaceballs sind mörder die reise im verrückten raumschiff ist ja auch welt

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
[...]
Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!
Video Operator: Preparing to fast-forward!
Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!
Video Operator: Fast-forwarding, sir!

...Willi I send you out four hours ago to get a money counting machine. And you come back here with a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer.
Alarm bells are ringing Willi...

Fand ich das geilste Zitat ever

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Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

From dusk till dawn


SETH
Now, we need to have a talk.
What's your name?

HOSTAGE
Gloria.

SETH
Hello, Gloria, I'm Seth and that's
my brother Richie. Let's cut to
the chase. I'm gonna ask you a
question and all I want is a yes or
no answer. Do you want to live
through this?

GLORIA
Yes.

SETH
Good. Then let me explain the
house rules. Follow the rules,
we'll get along like a house on
fire. Rule number one: No noise,
no question. You make a noise...
(he holds up his .45)
...Mr. 45 makes a noise. You ask
a question, Mr. 45 answers it.
Now are you absolutely, positively
clear about rule number one?

GLORIA
Yes.

SETH
Rule number two: You do what we
say, when we say it. If you don't
see rule number one.

SETH
Rule number three: Don't you ever
try and fuckin' run on us. 'Cause
I got five little friends, and they
all run faster'n you can. Got it?

She nods her head yes.

He takes the gun away and replaces the hammer.

SETH
Open your eyes.

SETH
Gloria, you hang in there, follow
the rules, and don't fuck with us,
you'll get out of this alive. I
give you my word. Okay?

She nods her head yes.


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"......los Säufer, saufen wir......"
"......los Rumtreiber, treiben wir uns rum....."
"......los Vampirkiller, laßt uns ein paar Vampire killen...."

Yippie-Ay-Yeah, Schweinebacke

E: Shit!
J: What?
E: Rollers!
J: No?!
E: Yep,...
J: Shit!

Original von Zagstruk
Harvey Keitel nicht zu vergessen

auch nett ist folgendes ... eigentlich kein Dialog, aber egal:

die Tatsache, dass auf euren Waffen groß und deutlich Replica zu lesen steht und auf meiner Desert Eagle würde mir zu denken geben

einfach! snatch!

Harvey Keitel nicht zu vergessen

auch nett ist folgendes ... eigentlich kein Dialog, aber egal:

die Tatsache, dass auf euren Waffen groß und deutlich Replica zu lesen steht und auf meiner Desert Eagle würde mir zu denken geben

Original von Skarsnik
lol die sin geil

@K.K: ma verdammt, wie heisst der film noch schnell?!?!?!?!? ich weiß nur noch das Bruce Willis mitspielt

und uma thurman, samuel jackson, john travolta, tarantino selber...

is schon ein wahnsinn die besetzung ...aus heutiger sicht versteht sich

lol die sin geil

@K.K: ma verdammt, wie heisst der film noch schnell?!?!?!?!? ich weiß nur noch das Bruce Willis mitspielt



greetz

@achjaaa genau, pulp fiction wars