Chuck Norris Tränen könnten Krebs heilen, doch Chuck Norris weint nie.

Als "Die Alter" Vernichtet wurden hatte Chuck Norris einfach nur einen schlechten Tag!

mfg Bernd

Super Danke!

endlich kann ich meine Sammlung erweitern!

Folow me Brothers! For the god Norris!

WWCND

jop.. der neue Ruler der Galaxis

Also die Miniist schon seeeehr IMBA ..

der letzte ist geil xD und die mini natürlich auch

sehr nice

macharius kann einpacken...creed ebenso...sogar die primarchen werden sich nie mit seiner kompetenz und kampfkraft messen können...ja, ER ist es



die "facts" hab ich von golden-throne.com/forum

40k Chuck Norris Facts I came up with (some are based on existing chuck norris facts, some I made up myself)

Chuck Norris is the reason Cypher is hiding.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn?t lifting himself up, he?s pushing Terra down
Chuck Norris likes to eat Tyranid Warrior legs, hence raveners.
Chuck Norris created the maelstrom by round house kicking thin air.
Chuck Norris played Vostroyan Roulette with a fully loaded stub gun and won.
The Codex Astartes was originally called "Chuck Norris and Friends"
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like kroot.
In a fight between the Marneus Calgar and Abbadon, Chuck Norris would win.
Chuck Norris can destroy a monolith with his fists.
Chuck Norris uses plascrete sheeting as toilet paper.
Chuck Norris uses the Emporer's Golden Throne as coffee table.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is a Power Weapon.

And my favourite I came up with...

"Chuck Norris has 2 eyes of terror"