Die 40K Nonnen und warum ich ehrlich Angst hab gegen sie anzutreten

    Die 40K Nonnen und warum ich ehrlich Angst hab gegen sie anzutreten

    Sister Superior: All right, Sister Catherine. See that Dreadnought over
    there? Go ahead and fire your meltagun at it. It's just like those passenger
    vans we were practicing on back in Rosencrantz.

    Sister Catherine: That big red one over there? With the claws?

    SS: Yes, that one. Paste it.

    SC: (shouldering meltagun) Because red things are bad, right? That's why I'm
    shooting the hissy gun at it?

    SS: Um...well, not _all_ red things are bad. The Flesh Tearers are our
    allies...technically...

    Sister Margaret: Barely.

    SS: ...Right, Sister Margaret, but we all recall what happened the last time
    someone used a meltagun to carve 'Sanguinus sucks!' on the back of one of
    thier land raiders, don't we? And don't confuse Sister Catherine.

    SC: I'm confused! I thought I just had to shoot it, not spell something on
    it.

    SS: Just ignore Sister Margaret. Go ahead and fire the hissy gun at the
    dreadnought. It's a very naughty dreadnought and it deserves it.

    Sister Patience: You can do it, Sister Catherine! We belive in you!

    SS: That's right...our prayers will guide you. Fire away, Sister Catherine.

    SM: (muttered) Because we're paste if that dreadnought gets in charge range
    and you only manage .500 on parked vans.

    SS: That's QUITE enough, Sister Margaret! Look, she's crying now. I hope
    you're proud of yourself!
    Never be afraid to try something new.
    Remember that amateurs built the Ark.
    Professionals built the Titanic.

    [SIZE=7]WHFB: Daemonic Legion (2k bemalt)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=7]WH40K: Space Marines (Ravenguard im Aufbau)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=7]EPIC: Space Marines (Bemalung schreitet voran)[/SIZE]
    "Kazooom!", and after the Dreadnought disapeared in an explosion the sisters looked at the two Blood Angel space marines which fired their lascannons at the World Eater thing.

    SS: You brutal menfolk allways have to show how big your balls are, dont you? With your age you should be more sensitive, this was sister Catherines task and you had no right to steal it from her.

    Blood Angel Space Marine: See brother? Thats why there are no women in the emperors finest chapters. The emperor wanted the work to be done, not to be chatted about.
    * Steirischer Meister 40k 2010
    * Ö. Meister 40k - 2003-2005
    * ÖMS 40k- Best General - 2005
    * 7x40k Tagesturnier 1.
    * "eine Gefahr für dieses Forum" <- Zitat Eusebio

    "Sicarius was imperious as he killed. He was ambition and arrogance, he was skill and courage personified, he was guile and reckless bravura. He was Ultramar."

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