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    A dog's diary:

    Day number 180
    8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
    9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
    10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
    11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
    1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
    4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
    5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
    Day number 181
    8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
    9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
    10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
    11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
    1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
    1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
    4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
    5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

    A cat's diary


    DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant and cough it up on the carpeting.
    DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
    DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
    DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan...
    DAY 768- I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason
    I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning
    foamy chemical called "shampoo". What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth and the tiny bit of flesh under my claws.
    DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and
    smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies". Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
    DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The Dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.
    Save the Princess. Save the World

    Erfolgreichster Schüler des großen McLechner
    Prinzessin der Drachenelfen
    Gentleman



    Genial!!!!! :D
    "Deus lo volt"
    FORZA ROMA
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    Terrorbekämpfung ist ein schmutziges Geschäft:
    "Entweder bleibt man moralisch und liegt 4 Fuss unter der Erde, oder man lebt und wird unmoralisch"
    Die Katze ist ja ein totaler Psychopat......ich will auch so eine :D

    Aber wie sich das mit meiner Skavenarmee vereinbahren liese.........
    Ich bin schon so lange hier, dass ich keine Armeeangabe unterm Avatar habe 8o

    Warhammer: Skaven
    Mortheim: Skaven, Hexenjäger, Piraten
    Blood Bowl: Skaven
    Gothic: Imperiale
    Epic: Tau
    Hi !
    Original von Warlock
    Die Katze ist ja ein totaler Psychopat......ich will auch so eine :D

    Aber wie sich das mit meiner Skavenarmee vereinbahren liese.........


    Ach die wird sich sicher gut mit deiner skavenarmee verstehen - da sind dann Psychopaten unter sich ;)

    Bye
    Skavengarf
    The Omnissah gives power - The Emperor protects
    Schlachtruf der Darksteel Warriors
    Meine gespielten Systeme und Armeen:
    Warhammer 40.000: Space Marines, Chaos Space Marines, Dämonen, Astra Millitarum, Adeptus Sororitas, Adeptus Mechanicus, Imperial Knights
    Age of Sigmar: Chaos
    Epic Armageddon: Orks
    Battlefleet Gothic: Orks, Adeptus Mechanicus, Space Marines
    Blood Bowl Teams: Orks
    Warmachine/Hordes: Convergence of Cyriss, Mercenaries, Circle of Orboros
    also ich denke immer an FFF ...


    zur eigenen interpretation freigegeben :D

    greetz
    Sir
    Gute Elfen kommen in den Himmel...
    Böse kommen überall hin!


    Warhammer Fantasy: Darkelves, Chaos
    Warhammer 40k - Eldar, Cadia
    Mordheim - Skaven, Amazonen
    BloodBowl - Amazonian Angels, Mourning Munchies (Halflings)
    Epic Armageddon - Orkzä , Eldar, Imps

    --Even a SIG ain't what it seems to be :D --
    .......
    komisch dass tu ich auch
    ..........
    Seien wir nicht abergläubisch - es bringt nur Unglück.
    Mark Twain
    Wissenschaftler haben festgestellt: Ein Maulwurf frißt täglich soviel, wie er wiegt.
    Frage: Woher weiß der Maulwurf, wieviel er wiegt?
    Dieter Thoma
    Computer sind die intelligentesten Idioten, die es gibt.
    Norman Mailer