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OK, this comes from THE MOST RELIABLE SOURCE, I can't say the same of course but HE HAD NEVER BEEN WRONG BEFORE, for example he told me that the new chaos models would totally rock and THEY DO!
This is going to be a big summer campaign and will totally shake up the 40k universe:
First the 3rd C'Than, the Dragon is really the machine god on mars (codex Necron).
Abbadon will learn of this and launch the 13th crusade to destroy him since Necrons are the enemies of Chaos (codex Chaos Space Marines 2)
He will barely be stopped at Terra, Chaos marines will be mostly killed off in this massive battle and the bulk of chaos armies will be mutants and heretics (Codex Eye of Terror)
The Squats come out of hiding and we learn they are secretly the Demiurg (Codex Demiurg) followers of Dragon.
But with Terra depleted, other forces will get into the act, including the Dark Eldar who will go to Mars looking to awaken Dragon b/c the C'than can free them from Slannesh (Codex Dark Eldar 2)Working with Delphan Gruss and Radical Inquisitors, they will awaken him (Codex Inquisition)
When we wakes up, he will take control of the machine spirits in all the mark I rhinos and make them go bezerk (codex Maximum Overdrive) forcing the marines to replace them with Mark II rhinos (Imperial Armor 3)
As a result the Ultramarines will ceceed and the Blood Angels will go to chaos (Codex Herecy)
The Dark Angels lead by Cypher will declare the Adeptus Mech heretics and invade terra (Codex Dark Angels 2) Ironically their allies are the Space Wolves lead by the returned Leman Russ (Codex Primarchs). They take Terra and begin efforts to save the Imperium.
With the Imperium divided, chaos cults, genestealer cults and oddly enough, Ork cults will emerge as a powerful force (Codex Cults)
An Ork cult will take over Alpha Centari allowing Gratzgull and Orkamedies to strike at earth, they will and the Emperor will die in a massive Waagh! (Codex Massive Waagh!
With the Emperor's body dead the Eldar will tap his power to create a new god, the Starchild (Codex Starchild).
The Starchild will oppose the Hivemind who has now reached the terra sector (Codex Tyranid 2)
They both die in a massive battle on Armageddon (Codex Armageddon 2)
There was much more but that's all he's allowed to talk about now
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This arrived on my email from a Choas mailing list. It all sounds very dubiuos, but kinda fun too.
Let me point out that I take no responsibility for the below rumour, it should be read with caution, and if anyone asks this was all posted by my evil twin anyway.
So, let the rumour commence (closes hatch and waits for the reponse..)
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Oh, my... I was told today by an unnamed source, let's call
him "Mistah J," all about the upcoming Chaos campaign this summer.
Mistah J's secret identity cannot be revealed but rest assured that
this is a credible source who has reason to know what he/she is
talking about, and I really can't say who he/she is or how he/she
knows this. Without any further ado...
Abbadon the Despoiler has discovered that there may be something
horrible and sinister lurking under Mars. Thinking that it may be
something that can help him, he covertly whisks off to Mars to check
it out. I'm not clear on how he can do that but there are any number
of ways: sorcery, looted Imperial ships, etc. You get the picture.
Abbadon then proceeds to find this thing underneath Mars. Some of
you, I sense, can see where this story is starting to go. He wakes up
said sinister thing, which turns out to be the third ancient C'Tan,
sibling to Nightbringer and the Deceiver. It's also the Machine God.
It's a little cranky form being woken up after millennia of slumber,
but Abbadon manages to placate it by offering it a deal.
The deal is as follows: if the Machine God and his Necron servants do
not beat the holy hell out of Abaddon and his Chaos buddies, and
instead help Chaos beat the crap out of the Imperium, then the
Machine God can have all the souls that come from the Imperial forces
as opposed to the souls traveling to the Warp. The Machine God
agrees. Havoc is wreaked upon the Imperium. Abbadon and the Necrons
capture Segmentum Pacificus where Abaddon begins construction of a
new Planet Killer... and aims it at Holy Terra...
End of official line, beginning of what my host told me that sounded
a little kooky, but are purportedly still true...
Now that we know about 3 of 4 C'Tan, where's the last one? Some
rumors indicate that the last C'Tan, known as the Devourer, may be
the Hivemind of the Tyranid race. Another rumor recently given a
glint of credibility is the notion that the Devourer is currently in
another form than its original, and is in recovery from its last
great battle... a battle with Horus... aboard his Battle Barge...
which ended in the death of Horus. If this is true, then the other
C'Tan might become displeased with Abbadon since he will aim the
Planet Killer at the world upon which the last C'Tan lies in his
Golden Throne.
Lending credibility to this rumor is the fact that two powerful
characters are setting themselves to besiege the Imperial Palace on
Terra - Cypher of the Fallen Angels and Leman Russ of the Space
Wolves. Supposedly they now know the truth about the Emperor and seek
to destroy him to save humanity. It may be that the Emperor's timem
in stasis is actually preventing the further evolution of Mankind as
well as Man's technology due to his abnormally powerful psychic
presence. And if the Emperor/Devourer is destroyed, then Abaddon's
main reason for shooting Earth is gone. Also, it may be enough to
redeem the Fallen, something Cypher is noted in the Chaos Codex as
desiring. (Side note - I personally believe that Cypher is Lion
El'Jonson - he carries the sword, seeks to re-forge it and the
Chapter, and has unseen forces that spirit him away just like the
Watchers in the Dark.)
That's it. That's all. I wash my hands of it, believe it if you want,
but we'll see soon enough anyways.
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OK, this comes from THE MOST RELIABLE SOURCE, I can't say the same of course but HE HAD NEVER BEEN WRONG BEFORE, for example he told me that the new chaos models would totally rock and THEY DO!
This is going to be a big summer campaign and will totally shake up the 40k universe:
First the 3rd C'Than, the Dragon is really the machine god on mars (codex Necron).
Abbadon will learn of this and launch the 13th crusade to destroy him since Necrons are the enemies of Chaos (codex Chaos Space Marines 2)
He will barely be stopped at Terra, Chaos marines will be mostly killed off in this massive battle and the bulk of chaos armies will be mutants and heretics (Codex Eye of Terror)
The Squats come out of hiding and we learn they are secretly the Demiurg (Codex Demiurg) followers of Dragon.
But with Terra depleted, other forces will get into the act, including the Dark Eldar who will go to Mars looking to awaken Dragon b/c the C'than can free them from Slannesh (Codex Dark Eldar 2)Working with Delphan Gruss and Radical Inquisitors, they will awaken him (Codex Inquisition)
When we wakes up, he will take control of the machine spirits in all the mark I rhinos and make them go bezerk (codex Maximum Overdrive) forcing the marines to replace them with Mark II rhinos (Imperial Armor 3)
As a result the Ultramarines will ceceed and the Blood Angels will go to chaos (Codex Herecy)
The Dark Angels lead by Cypher will declare the Adeptus Mech heretics and invade terra (Codex Dark Angels 2) Ironically their allies are the Space Wolves lead by the returned Leman Russ (Codex Primarchs). They take Terra and begin efforts to save the Imperium.
With the Imperium divided, chaos cults, genestealer cults and oddly enough, Ork cults will emerge as a powerful force (Codex Cults)
An Ork cult will take over Alpha Centari allowing Gratzgull and Orkamedies to strike at earth, they will and the Emperor will die in a massive Waagh! (Codex Massive Waagh!
With the Emperor's body dead the Eldar will tap his power to create a new god, the Starchild (Codex Starchild).
The Starchild will oppose the Hivemind who has now reached the terra sector (Codex Tyranid 2)
They both die in a massive battle on Armageddon (Codex Armageddon 2)
There was much more but that's all he's allowed to talk about now
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This arrived on my email from a Choas mailing list. It all sounds very dubiuos, but kinda fun too.
Let me point out that I take no responsibility for the below rumour, it should be read with caution, and if anyone asks this was all posted by my evil twin anyway.
So, let the rumour commence (closes hatch and waits for the reponse..)
******************************************************************************************
**********
Oh, my... I was told today by an unnamed source, let's call
him "Mistah J," all about the upcoming Chaos campaign this summer.
Mistah J's secret identity cannot be revealed but rest assured that
this is a credible source who has reason to know what he/she is
talking about, and I really can't say who he/she is or how he/she
knows this. Without any further ado...
Abbadon the Despoiler has discovered that there may be something
horrible and sinister lurking under Mars. Thinking that it may be
something that can help him, he covertly whisks off to Mars to check
it out. I'm not clear on how he can do that but there are any number
of ways: sorcery, looted Imperial ships, etc. You get the picture.
Abbadon then proceeds to find this thing underneath Mars. Some of
you, I sense, can see where this story is starting to go. He wakes up
said sinister thing, which turns out to be the third ancient C'Tan,
sibling to Nightbringer and the Deceiver. It's also the Machine God.
It's a little cranky form being woken up after millennia of slumber,
but Abbadon manages to placate it by offering it a deal.
The deal is as follows: if the Machine God and his Necron servants do
not beat the holy hell out of Abaddon and his Chaos buddies, and
instead help Chaos beat the crap out of the Imperium, then the
Machine God can have all the souls that come from the Imperial forces
as opposed to the souls traveling to the Warp. The Machine God
agrees. Havoc is wreaked upon the Imperium. Abbadon and the Necrons
capture Segmentum Pacificus where Abaddon begins construction of a
new Planet Killer... and aims it at Holy Terra...
End of official line, beginning of what my host told me that sounded
a little kooky, but are purportedly still true...
Now that we know about 3 of 4 C'Tan, where's the last one? Some
rumors indicate that the last C'Tan, known as the Devourer, may be
the Hivemind of the Tyranid race. Another rumor recently given a
glint of credibility is the notion that the Devourer is currently in
another form than its original, and is in recovery from its last
great battle... a battle with Horus... aboard his Battle Barge...
which ended in the death of Horus. If this is true, then the other
C'Tan might become displeased with Abbadon since he will aim the
Planet Killer at the world upon which the last C'Tan lies in his
Golden Throne.
Lending credibility to this rumor is the fact that two powerful
characters are setting themselves to besiege the Imperial Palace on
Terra - Cypher of the Fallen Angels and Leman Russ of the Space
Wolves. Supposedly they now know the truth about the Emperor and seek
to destroy him to save humanity. It may be that the Emperor's timem
in stasis is actually preventing the further evolution of Mankind as
well as Man's technology due to his abnormally powerful psychic
presence. And if the Emperor/Devourer is destroyed, then Abaddon's
main reason for shooting Earth is gone. Also, it may be enough to
redeem the Fallen, something Cypher is noted in the Chaos Codex as
desiring. (Side note - I personally believe that Cypher is Lion
El'Jonson - he carries the sword, seeks to re-forge it and the
Chapter, and has unseen forces that spirit him away just like the
Watchers in the Dark.)
That's it. That's all. I wash my hands of it, believe it if you want,
but we'll see soon enough anyways.
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