Eat This !
The story of Mittens' Great Betrayal is a mystery. Some Imperial scholars have speculated that he was fed the warpstone-tainted meat of a Skaven Greyseer, but the Inquisition have had them all shot for mixing their games systems.
No, the actual truth is far more sinister...
During the attack on the Emperor's Palace, a unit of Emperor's Children Terminators found Mittens dozing on the telly. There, they spent the rest of the battle rubbing his belly, giggling, and feeding him catnip. In the end, Mittens was picked up by the scruff of his neck and dragged mewling into the Eye of Terror, where he has been tomming on various Daemon Worlds ever since.
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Points: 35
Ws Bs S T W I A Ld Sv
4 0 3 3 2 6 2 10 4+(3+)
weapons: claws
Special rules:
infiltrator, independent character.
Underfoot: if Mittens does nothing else for that turn, any (non-vehicle) model he is in BtB contact with counts as being in difficult terrain, and suffers -3 to both WS and BS. Mittens has an unmodified 3+ save when underfoot.
Pritty Kitty: any model (including bikes) attempting to attack Mittens in the assault phase must pass a normal Ld check to do so, or they will start petting him, suffering Underfoot in the process.
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-Mittens does not count toward the HQ limit if taken in an Emperor's Children army.
-Iron Warriors are allergic, so they cannot take Mittens.
-Fenrisian Wolves will abandon their masters to chase Mittens if he is within 24" of them.
-Chaos Hounds cannot be taken as Wargear if Mittens is taken in the army.
Special rule 'The cat came back'
Everytime Mittens gets killed in a battle keep a record of it. Whnever
Mittens has been killed, roll and D6 and add the kept number to it. If this
number exceeds 9 then poor Mittens has exhausted his infamous 9 lives and is
removed from the battlefied as per a normal casualty. If the number is 9 or
less then Mittens miraculously survives the attempt on his life and
continues as normal.
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Rules by Mark Parr
Conversion and Painting by CJ Cummings
The story of Mittens' Great Betrayal is a mystery. Some Imperial scholars have speculated that he was fed the warpstone-tainted meat of a Skaven Greyseer, but the Inquisition have had them all shot for mixing their games systems.
No, the actual truth is far more sinister...
During the attack on the Emperor's Palace, a unit of Emperor's Children Terminators found Mittens dozing on the telly. There, they spent the rest of the battle rubbing his belly, giggling, and feeding him catnip. In the end, Mittens was picked up by the scruff of his neck and dragged mewling into the Eye of Terror, where he has been tomming on various Daemon Worlds ever since.
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Points: 35
Ws Bs S T W I A Ld Sv
4 0 3 3 2 6 2 10 4+(3+)
weapons: claws
Special rules:
infiltrator, independent character.
Underfoot: if Mittens does nothing else for that turn, any (non-vehicle) model he is in BtB contact with counts as being in difficult terrain, and suffers -3 to both WS and BS. Mittens has an unmodified 3+ save when underfoot.
Pritty Kitty: any model (including bikes) attempting to attack Mittens in the assault phase must pass a normal Ld check to do so, or they will start petting him, suffering Underfoot in the process.
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-Mittens does not count toward the HQ limit if taken in an Emperor's Children army.
-Iron Warriors are allergic, so they cannot take Mittens.
-Fenrisian Wolves will abandon their masters to chase Mittens if he is within 24" of them.
-Chaos Hounds cannot be taken as Wargear if Mittens is taken in the army.
Special rule 'The cat came back'
Everytime Mittens gets killed in a battle keep a record of it. Whnever
Mittens has been killed, roll and D6 and add the kept number to it. If this
number exceeds 9 then poor Mittens has exhausted his infamous 9 lives and is
removed from the battlefied as per a normal casualty. If the number is 9 or
less then Mittens miraculously survives the attempt on his life and
continues as normal.
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Rules by Mark Parr
Conversion and Painting by CJ Cummings
