Why Baseball is better than Sex

    Why Baseball is better than Sex

    Why Baseball IS Better Than Sex

    The Top Ten

    Rank Reason

    10. It is legal to play professionally.

    9. You can count on it at least four times a week.

    8. You have a coach to tell you when to advance.

    7. When you are tired, you always get relieved.

    6. If you strike out once, you always have two more chances for a hit.

    5. Up to four people can score at once.

    4. Pop ups are frequent.

    3. 30,000 people cheer when you score.

    2. After seven innings, you get to stretch.

    1. You can get a home run without any foreplay.


    :D irgendwie bringts ds auf den Punkt :P




    erst wenn das letzte Modell bemalt
    das letzte Base gestaltet
    das letzte Turnier bestritten

    werden unsere Frauen feststellen, dass andere Hobbies auch nicht weniger kosten




    :D
    Da hab ich auch noch was ;)

    TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX.....

    10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

    9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

    8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

    7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you so me.

    6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

    5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

    4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

    3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

    2. Less guilt the morning after.

    1. You can do the whole neighborhood.
    ja. toll. sonst noch Wünsche ?