Auch wenn es am Schlachtfeld nicht allzu rosig aussieht die Forces of Order haben ihren Humor noch nicht verloren.

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Was so alles in Cadia verloren geht

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Aber auch die Forces of Disorder sind nicht ganz humorlos.
Ihres Sieges sicher haben sie schon mal die die Kapitulationsbedingungen gepostet:
(Kam angeblich bei den imperialen nicht so gut an :), versteh ich nicht)

Declaration of Surrender;
Eye of Terror
M.42 0000103

Imperial:

We, the Forces of Order, officially declare that the Forces of
Disorder have won this war by a fair and just means. By the
term "won", we accept the fact that Abaddon the Despoiler will be
able to enter and exit the Eye of Terror as he so pleases and at his
own discretion. This is completely voluntary on his part. We also
accept that the Green Kroosade is a full-fledged Waagh and we will
send forces to attempt to deal with it. Finally, we accept the fact
that Terra is at risk from a Chaos attack, though we warn any
Disorder forces that such an attack will be met with brutal and
extreme force using whatever means necessary save sacrificing the
Emperor.

In addition to this, we accept the following conditions of surrender:

1. That the Sectors Agrapinaa, Cadia, Belis Corona, and Scarus belong
to the forces of Disorder.

2. We will not send appreciatable forces into said Sectors and give
them freely to Chaos.

Finally, we agree to let you keep any Imperial Guard and Space
Marines that you have collected.

Sign here _______________________________

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Chaos:

We, the Forces of Disorder, hereby accept the terms of surrender and
establish ourselves as the new masters of the territory of the Eye of
Terror and claim control and access to all surrounding sectors,
systems, and planets. Any forces found inside these borders will be
attacked and destroyed.

In addition to this, we accept the following conditions:

1. That all prisoners will be treated with respect and either be
turned to Chaos or die trying to escape.

2. That we will use our immense powers to help rebuild the planets
and systems we have so brutally taken over into any kind of planet we
see fit (including Iron Warriors Fortress Worlds, Daemon Worlds, or
even prison worlds).

Finally, we agree the truth of the Dark Angels shall remain secret.

Sign Here: _________________________________

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Let it be known that the Forces of the Eldar, Necrons, Dark Eldar,
Harlequins, and Thousand Sons following Ahriman, are under absolutely
no obligation to agree or conform to the terms of surrender as they
can be considered to not be part of the Forces of Order or Disorder,
but rather fighting their own Web-way war. However, all of the said
above must agree to not pursue actions outside the Webway in the
realm of the Eye of Terror. The Forces of Abaddon make no connection
with Ahriman or officially support him, but do not condone his actions
and hope that they bear good fruit.

Sign Here: _________________________________